Name: Seamus McGillic

Known As: Seamus

Age : 28

Height: 7'6''

Likes: Playin' the git, street basketball, beer, sitting on his ass watching some sport with one hand in a bag of Cheetos.

Dislikes: Italians, Scots, dogs, and animal crackers why not.

Info: Goddamn Seamus McGillic. He's like a monster. Ogre. Giant. Whatever. He's a large motherfucking drunk Irishman. Born in County Cork, Ireland, and raised in the city o' Boston, this man is so Irish I would not be suprised if his blood was green, or rather, his blood ran as Guinness. Hardworking, loyal, and with a funny accent, Seamus isn't quick to anger unless the liquid known as alcohol has taken over, in which case he will cram your face through the wall so fast that you will be forced to wolf down the sawdust. Ready to point out how bad your ideas are and at the same time ready to participate in your life's shitty plans, the 350lb Irishman is like, a teeter-totter. He's like, a crazy drunken teeter-totter. Angry drunk? Yes. Happy drunk? Yes. Sad drunk? Yes. Funny Drunk? Yes. Boisterous and rowdy drunk? Yes. Look how much of this is about drinking beer. See, I'm Irish so I can do that. So wolf it down, you mutt.