Name: John Keegan

Known As: Boston

Age : 21

Height: 6'0

Likes: Drinking, getting drunk, consuming alcohol, becoming smashed, reaching the state of shitfacery

Dislikes: Not doing any of the above.

Info: John "Boston" Keegan is one horrible monster of a person. You will probably never see anything in his hand aside from an alcoholic beverages or possibly his genitals. With only the words "wicked", "awesome", "hardcore", "yeah", "fuck", "beer", "joint", "Red Sox", and "blehhhhrrrhhherrehhhh" in his vocabulary, it's obvious how he lives his life. A serious alcoholic? Probably. He's had half of his liver removed, but he still drinks. The likeliness of finding John in a gutter at night is 95%. Probably.