by Sean Callahan

Name: Mike Kelley

Known As: Bagboy, The Amazing

Age :26

Height: 6'6''

Likes: Skateboarding, Taffy, His Ankle

Dislikes: Ford, The Internet, Losing one of his limbs, Hurting his ankle

Info: Mike "Bagboy" Kelley is definitely not the most average guy around. Often coming off as an idiot (probably because he really is), he is always being laughed at for some reason for another. He is never seen without his skateboard (which he barely rides anyway), and his trademark head baggy dealie. Probably involved in some accident or another, he was hideously disfigured, forcing him to wear a bag on his head all the time. Either that, or he just likes to wear a bag on his head. Still, he wears the damn thing everywhere, even, like, in the shower. Fuck. That's weird.